Say something bad about your top 20 v.2

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22 oct. 2010, 10h24m

I decided to do it again because my top 20 is pretty different now. Game is exactly what you think it would be, only an idiot would think otherwise.

1) Nero's Day At Disneyland is a unicorn in its basement, rolling hard and vomiting up candy rainbows, with a gangbang occurring simultaneously. I really leave it up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not.

2) The Beatles: Honestly none of the four are/were very talented musicians. Especially Paul. Paul really had a nice singing voice and the plus of being fairly attractive, I think that's why he got in the band.

3) Lily Allen: As far as musical composition goes, her songs are pretty shallow. Also, it is undeniable that she is kind of a drunken slut. Aside from her having a charming voice there's not a whole lot being brought to the table, really.

4) Emilie Autumn: Oh blah blah blah yet another feminist cunt whining about animals and how women are all mistreated and shit, and making angsty shrieky music while she does it. Great.

5) Android Lust: There are things wrong with Android Lust? I disagree. There is nothing wrong with Android Lust.

6) Britney Spears: Well, she can't really sing very well. Also, she doesn't write her own music. But goddamn if it isn't enjoyable anyway and don't deny it you know everything wrong with it and love it anyway.

7) P!nk: Falls under the unfortunate demographic of mainstream female pop singer, which makes her oh so very hate-able.

8) Frou Frou: Honestly sounds really similar to basically other indie female fronted band in the universe. I would be lying if I said I found them especially unique.

9) audiobytes for autobots: Some of the songs they put together on the early album honestly sound really strange together, and frankly it's a little awkward to listen to sometimes.

10) Chihiro Onitsuka: Is basically Japanese Sarah McLachlan, so some of her songs are just so sappy and emotional it's downright irritating. They're in Japanese, but you can just tell.

11) Autechre: OMFG, FUCK AUTECHRE THEY TOTALLY JUST RIPPED OFF APHEX TWIN BECAUSE APHEX TWIN IS WAY FUCKING COOLER CLEARLY. ALSO FUCK PEOPLE WHO LIKE AUTECHRE BECAUSE 'IDM' IS THE MOST PRETENTIOUS GENRE NAME IN THE UNIVERSE, MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE WHO THINK AUTECHRE IS SOME SORT OF DIVINE BEING.

12) The Birthday Massacre: So fucking repetitive. My main complaint with their new album is that it doesn't do anything their previous albums didn't do. They basically hit their zenith with Violet and have just been releasing the same goddamn thing but less awesome each time ever since.

13) Ke$ha: I think I should really make a list of things I don't hate about Kesha. That would be shorter. Because yes, despite enjoying her music, I am very aware that she is terrible as a person and doesn't even qualify as a musician.

14) legend of zelda: Would be cool if they stopped destroying the franchise with shit like "SPIRIT TRACKS." Can we all do like we did with the CD-i and forget the fuck about that?

15) Otto von Schirach: Is fucking insane. I made the mistake of putting this on a playlist I was going to sleep to, and all the crazy ass ridiculous fucking samples kept me up all night. I sleep through hurricanes by the way.

16) Hilary Duff: Aside from not being able to sing and bringing on the torrential waves of shitty actress/singer Disney whores?

17) Eminem: One word: Encore. Just entirely too capable of making utter shit that is offensive for the fuck of it.

18) Disney: Disney music is the greatest music of the world and it is the soundtrack of my childhood and you cannot possibly not love it.

19) Daft Punk: Has a tendency to ruin perfectly good albums with shitty, obnoxious, overlong songs. Yes, I am looking at you, Too Long. At least they owned that shit.

20) Garbage: Oh yay! More whiny chick rock! Come back to me when you're done ripping off Curve. :)

Commentaires

  • amandalittrell

    Hilary Duff: "Aside from not being able to sing" Tá né.

    22 oct. 2010, 14h53m
  • xFabby

    It's not exactly a secret that the girl isn't especially talented, is it?

    22 oct. 2010, 19h11m
  • hayzozo

    damn you were harsh lol

    4 nov. 2010, 4h18m
  • xFabby

    Isn't that the point of the exercise? :D

    5 nov. 2010, 7h01m
  • anainvogue

    jesus christ, YES YES YES on what you said about The Birthday Massacre. I love them to death, but every single one of their songs is structured exactly the damn same.

    23 déc. 2010, 2h40m
  • danielmendes

    you dont know anything omg!

    30 jan. 2011, 11h58m
  • xFabby

    Does hearing such dirty things about Paul make you cringe?

    11 mars 2011, 19h05m
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