samedi 31 Jan 2015, 11h55m
Same colors. Maroon and gold. They went to blue and orange for awhile, but went back, They were playing in the Coliseum at Richfield. I don't really need to explain this. It was a failure rural arena that nobody attended. We're lucky to still have the Cavs, after that mess. Now they have a world-class video screen and a 3D floor during intros, with killer sound effects.
The point is, you have to give me time. 2055 is light years away. I'll be 65 years old. But all my content remains in existence. You could delete this entire blog and I still have content. Everything is saved or remembered. I type the same concept 20 times for a reason. It commits things to memory and explores the topic further. I'm not repeating myself because I ran out of ideas. That's actually how new ideas come about. I don't just sit there and think something up. It's a direct result of my creative process. I can't think things up without other things. That's why the original blog, in 2011-12, is so basic.
Yeah I said 40 years. This blog is 4 years old in 4 months. I could practically live off 4 years of content, if anything "works". But I don't care. I might do Free Media my entire life. I'll eventually quit this site and work on something else. I'm kinda airheaded about the whole thing. Before the mixtapes were rolling? I was at Elio's. There was like 50 people in the house at the party. I asked Christian "what band is this?" and he was like "Phoenix. You gave us the mp3s, remember?" and I was like >_> stoned off my ass. I don't really care. Good. Dance. It took me 45 minutes to find those. Might as well set off 45 parties on 450 views. Douchebag hicks/jocks/wiggers always call me "gay" or "faggot" or "ginger". I deserve to have English/French nightclubs dancing, once a month. Hicks hate to the be same as wiggers. But at a base level, they are, in forms of criticism. Hick =/= rural. Wigger =/= urban. I like them when they're nice. It's a good cuss for types of losers, though. Some of my content could still effect the planet in 400, 4000 years. Humans aren't going anywhere, unless there's an airborne epidemic. I have an edge because our entire generation is internet OGs. They find half-written Roman plays and they get Wikipedia articles, college courses. This site is Raw Data. One Hong Kong colony in British Columbia? I'm perm-an-ente. El Presidente Ese. 2Pac Barack. Period. That's why I type weird shit. The future has to know we were privy. The Hong Kong colony was simple. The following coincidence was not.
Yǔ Kong is my crown jewel, of the current plan/satire. Yukon was originally designed to be independent, but this is better. Hong Kong means "fragrant harbor" and was a British imperial colony. They have an excellent global currency despite minimal space. We should offer them 77x the size of Hong Kong… an allusion to Biblical Forgiveness. 7 x 70 is unrealistic, as Jesus taught, but 77 is practical. I wanted the new one to be near Seattle and Vancouver, so it would be "rainy harbor". Much to my surprise, it was "Yǔ" for "rainy", creating an amazing allusion.
Whatever, I'm not snooty. I'll just invite the Jernigan and Werner brothers to my mansion. Then I'll have my English butler say "this is where you stay" and there will be 30 handles of liquor and 4 ounces of weed on the side-table.
Here's the Canada plan. It's satirical. It's my version of a joke. The King is the joke part. I can be Ben Franklin. He wandered into Philadelphia looking for loaves of bread, and opened a printing press. What's the difference? Faggot.
ἰσχύς μου ἡ ἀγάπη τοῦ λαοῦ
ξένος ὢν ἀκολούθει τοῖς ἐπιχωρίοις νόμοις
πίστις, ἐλπίς, ἀγάπη
διαίρει καὶ βασίλευε
Παῦλος
The people's love my strength
As a foreigner, follow the laws of that country
Faith, hope, love
Divide and rule
Paul I
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/07/09/658pb7_the_proposed_canadian_union_&_my_divine_right_as_king.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/07/10/658pc1_southern_ontario_will_remain_unperturbed,_but_enhanced_by_proximity
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/09/685m5a_le_nouveau-paris_will_be_constructed_along_the_quebecontario_border.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/11/687b1x_you_must_rationalize_my_plan_for_the_irish_and_welsh_people.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/11/688tis_all_maldivian_citizens_will_be_canadian_citizens_for_free.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/12/68aiyo_the_israeli_city_in_british_columbia,_or_region,_will_be_called_esther.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/13/68albh_anyone,_within_reason,_from_this_map_can_move_to_canada_for_freecheap.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/14/68c8tb_singapore_will_receive_canadian_land_in_my_planned_communities.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/16/68ftf9_tibetan_settlements_in_the_british_columbia_mountain_ranges.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/16/68fxqx_i_was_going_to_make_a_region_called_new_levant_in_my_nwo_satire.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/18/68hmps_greenland_is_the_size_of_australia_with_the_population_of_a_suburb.
http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2014/09/28/68yjj5_hong_kong_is_having_protests_over_democracy,_which_caused_riot_police_to_arrive.
I just wanted to peel out in a whip, hombre. I barely drive cars now. Wait til you see my garage. That's the English pronunciation of "garage". That's a Rolls Royce, stupid. Stop calling me names. Writing is the best job, if you're good. Just say stuff and people listen. I might just never show anyone, and consequently receive no money. My version of funny. Still going to be 10 handles of liquor and a half ounce. I'd be decent at business. Unlike my dad, I'll have 3 kids instead of 7, and know the cool shit to buy. Same people invited over. Grill some burgs. I would just be psycho if I was a millionaire. Collecting coins turns into a 4 foot tall rock with a hole in it. Then Taylor Swift says "can we put that outside?" and I say "it's Polynesian royal currency. 2000 years old." My second-cousin, once removed, won a age-discrimination lawsuit and bought Mike Fratello's old house. Tennis court, pool, pool house with arcade games. Money is stupid. You can accidentally get $7,000,000 for barely any reason. I'm not worried about that. I'm not stupid about how to show people, either. I can get a 200 post topic for making the Cavs vs. ____ Game Day Topic on GameFAQs. Then you can get 3000 imgur hits if you leave a picture in your signature. I don't do stuff like that. I don't want to show people. They have to consent to the page. Which is why Ohio is dummies if they read this website and freak out. I never showed you this. Most of my imgur selfies have 150 hits. I don't really care. It's like programming a video game. It's more effective if completed. This is Paul Welsh Beta version 1.1. If it's making town freak out, for good or bad, I don't really care. This isn't even how I am. This is a bipolar person's website, who is 25 years old. If anything works, I'll just act like the antiques guy in Indiana Jones, not some coke-head violent fiend.
"You posted 10 people's names!" ~ Perrysburg
They did stupid shit. If I hadn't said their names, they would openly try to roast me. Pro-tip: Don't do/say things around strangers. I was manipulating your version of culture. You still don't have to read this. They insult my genetics. Time to play Capcom Vs. SNK 2. I'm not being weird. Tyler (Jernigan) had Street Fighter II on his SNES. We never played it. This is just a spin-off with characters from Neo Geo games, playing wth like 20 Street Fighter characters. You don't even know what Neo Geo is. It's basically the inside of an arcade that was an expensive, rare console in the Super Nintendo days. It's technically better for fighting games, but nobody had one. They made a new version for collectors, I might get that. But they ported most of them to PS2, which I got for $10 from Tom, Elio's other friend. It's worth $30 but he practically gave it to me, since the buy-back store only wanted PS2 Slim, and would only give $10 anyway. He accidentally gave me a PS3 game too, but I gave it back. Some people don't pay attention to things like that. Video games aren't for kids. You just need to know what to buy. See, I'm talking about things you've never heard of. I'll do the same thing for a corporation. My Irish Catholic grandpa is a genius, 100% sober for 60+ years, but was working-class in Pittsburgh / SE Ohio. I'll just use this talent and be a shithead celebrity. My memory is pretty good. Most people have good memories, but I have a little extra synapse action going, with certain subjects. I typed and correctly used/spelled synapse without thinking, and I've never used that word in my life. I know who hates Irish Catholics. It's a type of person with racist grandparents. Too bad. My other grandpa was a doctor, but he drinks every day, and has money. I'm not trying to revel in my progeny, but there's no reason to be a bigot. My grandmas were types of people too. Especially the doctor's wife, who I never met. She was an ENGLISH MAJOR. Figure it out. I did stuff like marijuana, shrooms, and LSD for a reason. I had to be a modern, hip version of my grandparents. It worked. Maybe those barely effect your brain, but it was worth a try. I'm very self-educated. You have to develop pointed time-management skills. I fuck with every day for 14 hours, or 9 hours when I'm working. Time to watch vidyas about Neo Geo X. I'm not going to get one. Crap emulation. Original or bust. Neo Geo X = $150. Original = $350. And the games are probably hella pricey. The cartridges are the size of books. Whatever. That's last on my list of consoles to buy.
I don't have any friends in Charlotte. Pretty much my fault. I treat it like Weird, Safe Prison. Don't care, though. It's a phase. I was home-schooled 4th-6th grade, never saw anyone but 6 neighbor kids, and turned hilarious with my junior high class. It'll be fine. It makes me rationalize things a certain way. I remember things that people might forget. I'll appreciate things better. At least I have/had the friends and family already. I'm lucky. Someone will just like me more, later. I'm not really weird about it. Sometimes it's hard to meet people. Doesn't matter, actually. Just thought I'd share. At least I put something forth for the community. Don't care if whoever is eating Chipotle and taking horse-shits with the UD football team. He's boring and stupid and mean. I might be going LA to Vegas in a tour-bus, 10 years from now. Forever young, but always mature.
CONFESSIONAL: DEFUNCT CRUSHES
LIBBY G (08)
LAUREN G (09)
THESE ARE THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE
haha it's fine. I'm insecure every time Chicago is mentioned. Like the trains between the freeways pisses me off. Since creepers are around her. Betsy > all crushes. We should just arrest/kill everyone creepy in Chicago. Wiz Doofwane is nawt duh-funkt. But marriage is sanctimonious and I believe in monogamous chastity. I'm not drunk. This is just how I am when I can't blaze. I'm normal when inebriated. Might make a drink later. Perrysburg women's XC just likes fuck-tard meltdowns. Calm down. It's just a blog. You thought I was an airhead weenie! I might get a dub in 2-3 weeks, if he comes home for PRESIDENT'S DAY. I need to TEXT my BROTHER since I gave him $20 when he LEFT FOR SCHOOL. I wouldn't even care if he forgot and spent the $20. I'd just give him another one and put a paperclip on it, so he doesn't spend it. But I'll warn him tomorra'. I haven't smoked much since Ohia. Who cares about $20. I used to spend $20 on weed every 2-3 days and didn't even have a job. I would get it a few months later… but I don't really need it. Just want to listen to music when I don't have work the next morning.
"You would fuck anything that walks!" ~ Ellen
*gasp*
Anyway. The content doesn't have to end with the blog. You can look up anything I type. Like videos of the vidya games I play.
(Playing: Advance Wars, Capcom vs. SNK 2, X-Men Legends, Super Mario 3D World)
I'm not really a boring person. I would immediately fit in with the guys from the local vidya store. I should just kick it with them sometimes. I'm normal. They would play Madden too… maybe like 4 times a week, betting $5 with friends. Some people are hella boring. I used to play Madden with Equi all the time… but we weren't bro-tards. My 13 year old brother plays Call Of Duty, and he's allowed to, but I'm like >_> since I almost enlisted. It's not "offensive". It's just kinda stupid. I never really gave it much thought, but after UC I was toying with the idea. People told me I was too old, and couldn't be an officer because of my lack of a degree. Whatever. Maybe my son will. It's normal. Tell that to the USS Paul Welsh. They play Call Of Duty and act like they're trained Neo Nazi warriors. Not everyone. Guys like Box. He would get kicked out of the 'tary within 4 weeks. Clean barnacles for 3 of them. But I'm mildly schizophrenic with LSD in my spine. Who cares. I'm doing fine now. The military is just for advancing yourself. I might have gotten kicked out too… within 4 years, though. At least I would have helped for awhile. Done some computer work in a tent, deep cover. I'm not a scrub. Just wasn't meant to be. I build off things. HA HA HA going to get Fatal Fury Battle Archives 1/2 for PS2. Should cost like $25 total. Terry is so sicc in Capcom vs. SNK 2. He's one of my mains. See? See the anime cartoons, call it "gay"? Fatal Fury could help me write an old-school action movie. I'm experiencing something. My talents help me understand things. I can tell, usually, how they made up a joke in a commercial. Seems witty, but they thought of the end before the beginning, most of the time. It's something I pay attention to. That's 100 quarters for 7 arcade classics. But even if I have the money now, I can't use my mom's Amazon. I'll just order them all when I'm living by myself, or find them somewhere. Doesn't matter. My mom doesn't understand quarters and arcades. She understands student loans. See I'm drunk now. Being NORMAL. I don't want to spend $25, though. Not worth it. Gotta master Capcom vs. SNK 2 and Street Fighter Alpha Anthology. Money is stupid and I'm not. That's the fucking problem. They have $800 and spend $25. That's for when you have $8000. Which is why I barely drive. This mentality will work better when I'm rich/"rich". At least I can play Fatal Fury for 10 years. Might as well dump that handle of Jack Daniels in the toilet, bro. It's going there anyway and you're a lousy drunk. Marijuana is different. It's a surreal experience to listen to music playlists 30 times, then get baked and hear the 31st. That's soulful. That's wonderful. That's rare. I made that shit, bro. People play it in 6 area codes. Yeah I get drunk too, but I'm "low key like seashells". Hit up the liquor store once in a blue moon. Get a 6 pack once a month, skim my dad's bottle (in good taste). He can drink my shit when I'm older. I'll buy them the house on Lake Norman, if I strike gold. I understand famous, too. Let's say I make $30,000,000. I want that. That's great. But you get that $1000 dentist bill? Usually it's $250 with insurance? You don't have insurance. That 90 minutes of agony is 1/30000th of your life's work. And you have bills to pay, mouths to feed. So find things to do that are cheap, or free. Because that's what 24/7 is. I would only drive LA to Vegas if we were doing shows, and I was a promoter. Gambling is STUPID unless you're MICHAEL JORDAN. Vegas is also funny because I'm there for 3 days, making $10,000, and all those idiots from Ohio are there losing $3,000. And I get hotter pussy in the fucking door, but ignore them because they're JUST GIRLS LOL WHO CARES. Stop calling me names. This is year 3 of warnings. The blog is 4 years old but I didn't warn you at first. Flashing lights in a bowl of sand doesn't intrigue me. Money does. Some booze and shit. Fuck titty bars. I've never even been to one. I don't share cunt, faggot. Slag ass motherfucker. Fuck off. I never decided to be a PC person. I'm documenting British young adults in 2015. This is how we talk, Bro-hi-o. Get a grip. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FANCY FOR EMMA WATSON BUT I DECIDED TO BE A RAPSCALLION ROGUE
The coincidence
-7 kids, red-hair, We- last name. I'm Bill, not Ron.. in my family. Same grade at Hogwarts tho!!!! Ugh but which house? Harry Potter fans know the difference.
-Live in Charlotte. That's Emma's middle name! Might go to UNC: Charlotte soon.
-My step-grandma's last name was Walton. They got married in their 60s/70s. We're officially the Welsh-Walton extended family, though. I've heard that my entire life. You can almost spell Emma with Marlene but you have to change the n into the 2nd m.
(I liked her when I was 12 in Cleveland with 4 siblings)
But she's doing a boobs movie and I don't think that's allowed
You little girls are screwed when I'm 50. You'll be 38. I'm starting to get thinner hair and I'm going to get FAT. You'll look like DYKES. You fucking BABOONS. This is my life and you need to show some RESPECT. I hope it was worth it. You'll regret this.
I don't know how to be sweet to you right now, Emma. It has nothing to do with films or dating rumors. Maybe I'll be sweet to you forever, if you smile at me once. I'm a psychotic. Why would I lie about it? Just… be yourself. You're cute. I just don't want to bother people. Maybe you care most. Maybe I care most. Going to bed. <3 Marleen Walton is not around anymore. Just light a candle in England or France if you care. She lived 140 years, Emma. She wasn't stupid or shy. You probably care more than I do. She would have loved you.
OK Emma. I just made up a Celtic Prayer
*puts palm on your forehead*
Are you ready? Good.
*hits your forehead with palm, moderately hard*
Amen. You're part of the pagan Neanderthal clan now.
BTW I value you the same, I just don't really want to talk about it. The coincidence and the continent threw me off. Plus you had a boyfriend. Whatever. Doesn't actually matter for anything but the blog.
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