luckyrucksack

Luther von Ruckerson grew up on a desert island in Central Oregon. After wandering the south and wandering north from the arctic to the antarctic, he became a monk in the Order of Saint Juanuco Pachuco the Recalcitrant. Luther took on the religious name of Lucky Rucksack, and practiced several forms of little-known religious rites such as the ritual besmirching of scabrous confidence men who call themselves servants of the people, and the now obsolete practice of ingestion of brake fluid. Mister von Ruckerson also was the first known human to have studded a baby carrot with sequins and worn the item as a devotional charm necklace, which also consisted of a flattened bottle cap with the image of a hornet, the symbol of the triumph of pith over phobaphobia.