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  • Doctor_Doak

    Are you saying I don't like know what a vagina looks like? I came out of one so I'm familiar with them somewhat. I'm all about the ear canal nowadays though. Hey this is dope :) I like it a lot! I bet Randy Newman hates it. He'd go 'Man wuh da hell is dih? Ih jussa buncha noy-ize!' This is great stuff. Where is this from?

    Il y a 44 minutes
  • Doctor_Doak

    Empornium has a Scat/Puke category. What if someone who was looking for scat click on that category only to find a puke video and go 'this is fucking disgusting. I'm looking for scat, not this vile filth! What's the world coming to?'

    il y a 13 heures
  • Doctor_Doak

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjlhr9LCQAICm6w.jpg:large this is intended to look like a vagina and I'm not over-thinking it

    il y a 17 heures
  • Doctor_Doak

    Ugh no!!!! "James Bond should be able to get any woman he wants, but the 60-year-old is sticking with his overweight wife, Keely Shaye Smith." hahahaha the opening itself is just brutal. People are mean *reads*

    hier soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    aww shut up! It could happen

    hier soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    A lot of movies from the tribeca film festival leaked. That's one of 'em. He won't say war never changes but he will have a very big face and that's pretty neat. It looks good on him. That was gay. Hey, I have another theory. That's right get ready for it. Ready? All right. Years ago, admitting you performed oral sex wasn't exactly taboo but it wasn't something people talked about. Especially men. Especially especially black men. 'naw nigga I don't eat dat puzzy' but now it's pretty much acknowledged and celebrated. My kinda party. Then anal sex became more acknowledged. Anal is the new oral and pretty soon Jaz, anal will be very normal among the youth. And the NEW thing will be the rectal prolapse. That's right. The rectal prolapse will be the new sexual fad, anal sex will the new kiss goodnight, blowjobs will pretty much handshakes by then, and french kissing will be so common that sons will do it with their mothers

    hier soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    Yeah. Sexual things are pretty rad

    hier soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    How can you watch a shitty movie and get bored? I've seen movies I like and get bored. I get bored during Watchmen (the director's cut) but I still enjoy it. Spandex Loads! I like that series. I don't watch the sex though. Just the tease then I skip to the cumshot

    hier soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    Yeah I didn't like Moonrise Kingdom either. I enjoyed The Kings of Summer more. Which isn't a Wes Anderson film nor is it similar to Moonrise Kingdom other than youth running away into the woods. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2278388 that's why you keep checking it out. You're not sure of his films but then this gets rave reviews. and you're like "Well orrite!, afta I see sip me tea I fink I'll give the lad another go!" and then you're like "I ain't like that jawn, shit was mad wack. holla"

    hier soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    His following always rave about this stuff + the premises always seem good. I thought the Fantastic Mr. Fox was pure shit. People love that one. IDGI. Did you like Bottle Rocket?

    hier soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    Nope. Nobody ever retires!

    hier après-midi
  • Doctor_Doak

    Hey RVD's acting has improved since Wrong Side of Town!

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    Oh no we just count on rhythm. 1... 2... 3... 4... not 1... 2... ................3......4....5...6.................................7 that's too much. Also our guns should remain legal

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    I like Mean Gene and Roddy Piper

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    Is it any good? I'll watch it after Raw. Looks like Surreal Life

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    hahahaha the suplex

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    that was worse than Mr. fucking Socko!

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    hahahahaha. Hey, Goldust is meant to creep you out

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    GIVE GOLDUST THE WIN FOR THE NOH8 CAMPAIGN

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    WWE Presents: Robot Chicken

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    I like the Stephanie pic but her mouth is covered up :(

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    Maybe they don't care about the Lettuce Gay Bacon Tomato community after all

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    O. I'm a dick!

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    I'M NOT WEARIN HOCKEY PADS - Triple H

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    Suddenly Stephanie McMahon is compassionate

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    HHH HAS A COLD!!!!!!!!!

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    Yeah he did. Triple H let it go because it's best for business!!

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    Because they are Evolution! I like how these stables get back together, forgetting why they broke up in the first place. Hey maybe Ric Flair will return! BOY I HOPE SO! WOOOOOOOOO !

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    oh God this is Hornswoggle match... it's WCW Thunder all over again

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    "Victims of sexual assault, what happened?" lost my footing, just couldn't quite get away. darn it!

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    Hey first of all I never said you were an idiot! I would never say such a thing. And 2nd of all, being an idiot is not all that bad. I'm an idiot. Look at how I turned out. I just got back from the grocery store so I've missed it but I remember Kane having his mask from last Monday. He picked it up and it was a very cringey segment!

    hier matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    oh nvm. they're all still 1ch. however: Audio #1: English 1.0ch FLAC #2: 1.0ch FLAC (Isolated Music & Effects)

    Lundi soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    Uh huh see. I'll ask you again then. Would you like an invite to Passthepopcorn? :)

    Lundi soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    So

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  • Doctor_Doak

    Yep

    Lundi soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    Oh yeah. I haven't consumed that stuff since I was a teened age. I think that is exactly it. Welp. That's that

    Lundi soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    Why do British people get fat differently than Americans get fat? Is it the sausage every morning? British people when they're fat are really lumpy lookin' and Americans are just round all over. Brits has a lot of fat pockets

    Lundi soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    No. They just pull out their phones and laugh

    Lundi après-midi
  • Doctor_Doak

    Don't be so fucking racist, JAZ. She's not Chinese she's Japanese! Oh anytime black people fighting people scream worldstar. even if nobody has a phone out

    Lundi après-midi
  • Doctor_Doak

    In case you didn't know their eyes were slanted

    Lundi matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    I really wanna fuck an oriental. But she has to be really slutty and lack dignity. otherwise she won't fuck me. Suddenly after all of these years, I really like their eyes! The way they slant

    Lundi matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    "Asa Akira - America's Sweetheart" Yeah.... http://i.imgur.com/U5tUw.jpg I disagree

    Lundi matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    Listen, I know that scenario is highly unlikely because Jaime Pressly and I are no longer having a torrid love affair (it was this whole big thing. she caught me having sex with AJ Lee, CM Punk no longer accepts my cellular phone calls, but that's another story). However, if I were given the choice to fuck Jaime Pressly's face, or watch a television show.... Her throat is going to get pregnant. but I will take your recommendation. Now keep in mind that this is me who you are talking to and I don't jump onto tv series right away. yes yes, I know. "But MICH@eL, the season is just starting. This way you won't have to ketchup" and I reply, "I don't like food condiments"

    Lundi matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    I want to fuck Jaime Pressly's face

    Dimanche soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    Isn't that a TV station

    Dimanche soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    Excuse me Jaz, *takes finger out of nose* but I have way too much class to do that. Django Unchained already has nigga in it. Niggas didn't say nigga back then. That was developed for a very long time. It was evolution, and evolution doesn't happen overnight. Unless you're a Pokemon. And even then.. Hey thanks, man. I would have never known they even had any new music. I don't think the fact that this is Easter Sunday, and that you told me this is any coincidence. Could Jaz be the Lord and Savior? Could a pancake be a sign that a man will recover from lung cancer? http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/04/jesus-like-image-appears-in-california-cafe-pancake/ the answer is YES!

    Dimanche soir
  • Doctor_Doak

    Yeah, Clerks is overrated as fuck. Both of them. All Kevin Smith. Oh God! Well I'm glad the tape leaked before all this mess. "X-rated: Tila released a sex tape this year but her male partner was not revealed in it" IT'S MR. PETE!!

    Dimanche après-midi
  • Doctor_Doak

    Lma0f you kno how we do. U wunna kn0 how 2 kno if som1 smoks wed? they wil tell u rolf

    Dimanche après-midi
  • Doctor_Doak

    Whoa! He can come back, because it turns out he is alive!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!! Hey I wanna see this movie and I'm gonna. I'm downloading it right now

    Dimanche matin
  • Doctor_Doak

    Anyway, he died

    Dimanche matin