dimanche 29 Avr 2007, 18h57m

Nobody needs to be reminded about the advantages of abortion. And by nobody, I literally mean no one (that has brains and some common sense). So I'll skip the obvious part and get straight to the point. I'd like to say I wholeheartedly endorse late trimester abortions. And not just the second or third trimester ones. These are pretty much the same as a perfectly understandable first trimester pro-choice action. I mean, come on. Save me your pity for unborn fetuses, people. It's the other abortions that I would like to propose.

Just think about it. You have a 16-year-old emo kid. It cuts its veins, pours some salt and runs around screaming how much its life sucks. Well, it damn should, you just poured sodium chloride in your circulatory system, retard. Then this fucked up kid decides to put on some make up. Regardless of its sex, it looks like a fucking weeping willow. It does other equally stupid things on a daily basis, you just want to kill it. And judging by the things the kid says, it wants to be killed, too. This is exactly the kind of situation where late abortion should come in.

Of course this is not the only place where this would come in handy. Probably millions of parents, who should know better, are ashamed of their children. They become lowlifes, rednecks, French, blacks, racists, midgets, gothic metal listeners… You name it. Parents should be able to get rid of their children for the sake of humanity. As in the previous example, abortion could also be combined with euthanasia, with everyone's good in mind. Why waste the work of good Chinese children when the same shirts could be worn and the same toys can be played with by normal people, or by people judged normal by their parents? Your parents are always right, respect that. The only exception for this is when they don't agree with me.

And here's my part. I would be the ultimate judge for whether a kid should be aborted. One might ask why. This one probably should get killed as well. Of course, there would be so many applications from concerned parents that I would just stamp "yes" or "no" on replies randomly. Kind of like natural selection. Who needs life when you've got no luck? You'd die and I'd spare you the misery of flunking or getting buttraped by Denver Nuggets' supporters.

Unfortunately, I did not cover the whole topic. If you would like to comment, or add something, direct your thoughts to the nearest wall behind you.

So, vote Obama.

War and hate, jacky88.