get spunky with Narcoleptic Youth

get adicted with The Adicts

get fucked with G.G. Allin

get drunk with Oppressed Logic

skate with agression

get assed fucked through the fishnets with Necro

Have a beer with Fear

light stuff on fire with G.B.H.

get an abortion with Blatz

kick your own ass with Smut Peddlers

become a part time hooker with Betty Blowtorch

destroy shit with The Adolescents

and then go pass out in an alley with some Alcoholic White Trash

so weak

nothing to fucking do tonite god dammmmit i cant sleep

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I have dyed my hair an un-natural color

I look for patterns in things like cloth, wallpaper and tile

I prefer paintings and drawings to photography

My mom used to be a cheerleader

I’ve been to the prom

I love movies about proms and school dances

One of my favorite bands is from Europe

I hate foreign food like Chinese or Mexican

I have more burned cd’s than real cd’s

I wear sandals in the winter

I wear shorts in the winter

I’m still afraid of the dentist

I’ve moderated a LiveJournal community

I hate taking…

ahahahahaha im gonna die

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Chapter 1: Personal

Initials: SDM
Middle name: drunk
Birthday: halloween 1982
Birth Place: on the little bus
Current location: on ass ass is on chair chair is on ground ground is on earth earth is on galaxy
Height:5'8
Hair length: every peice is different length but not scene kid shit
Eye color: bluu
Piercings: septum, ears, mouth webb, bellybutton
Birthmarks: faggot looking one on my hip and some of those nasty brown spots called "beauty marks" allover my chest

Chapter 2: Family

Do you live with your parents: ya rly
Do you get along with your parents? no rly…

Three things that scare me:
1
2 seagulls
3

Three people who make me laugh:
1 saki
2 that girl i met… yesterday! ya
3 mary jane

Three Things I love:
1 drugs
2 music
3 adventure

Three Things I hate:
1 being trapped
2 boring people
3 sloppy drug hookups

Three things I don't understand:
1 circles
2 televisions
3 closemindedness

Three things on my desk:
1 cup
2 dollar bill
3 brave new world

Three things I'm doing right now:
1 aching in physical pain my ovaries hurrt!
2 listening to sexual stuff by g.g. allin
3 scraping…

If I were a month, I would be: OCTOBER

If I were a day of the week, I would be: saturday

If I were a time of day, I would be: 2.47 am

If I were a sea animal, I would be: sea otter

If I were a direction, I would be: north

If I were a sin, I would be: lust

If I were a historical figure I would be: donerr party

If I were a planet, I would be:Uranus

If I were a liquid, I would be: vodka

If I were a stone, I would be: a saphire…

so last night after passing out i rewoke up and all i can recall is yelling the phrase "SHUT THE FUCK UP" about 100 times at some random dude. then passing out again.

this morning i awoke and to my surprise i have a TATTOO of a BEER CAN on my STOMACH! and its not sharpie its fucking inked in. and then i screamed "WHAT THE FUCK" but i kind of like it now.

so now im listening to some classic music. its comforting and makes me feel safe and homely. lets check some of it out:

I Wanna Rape…

its not wake n bake its wake n drink for meee hahha yeahhhh

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1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
dan and mr.

2. What body part do you hate on everybody?
fucking noses

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
no

4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
REALLY

5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
uhhhhhhhhhhh

6. Do you have any piercings?
realllly yea medusa, septum, ears

7. Do you have any tattoos?
really yea an arrow on my boob

8. Is your…