Shuffle Oracle


29 déc. 2007, 4h54m

How does the world see me?
Song: Naked As We Came
Artist: Iron & Wine

Sounds kinky.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Good Girl/Carrots
Artist: Panda Bear

"no question i'm stressed
with only this good girl
doing her best"


What do my friends really think of me?
Artist: Justice

"I'm callin' all my ladies at the table three
Throwin' back a couple bottles and the tab's on me
Having some big ones then we startin' to get crazy
Table dancin, smashin' glasses, it starts to get naughty"

Typical for my girls, y'all know..

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Voodoo Lady
Artist: Ween

"I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo"

Apparently so, and I'd appreciate whoever it is to come forward sooner than later, thank you.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Everybody I Love You
Artist: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

"Know you got to run, know you got to hide
Still there is a great life
Engrained deep within your eyes
Open up, open up, baby let me in
You expect for me to love you
When you hate yourself my friend la la la ..."

So if i let CSNY into my heart, I will find true happiness. Or is it if i become some sort of dirty hippie? Probably both, at once.

What should I do with my life?
Song: Freek-A-Leek (Dirty Version)
Artist: Petey Pablo

Too dirty for lyrics, just know that the oracle predicts a nasty, freaky future for your girl.

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Cryptograms
Artist: Deerhunter

"My greatest fear, I fantasized:
The days were long, the weeks flew by
Before I knew I was awake
My days were through, it was too late"

Caused by the monotonous nature of our daily lives and the ultimate shortness of our time on earth, feeling pain only after we realize and accept this truth.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Song to Woody
Artist: Bob Dylan

The song has absolutely nothing to do with sexual relations, but the word "Woody" is in the title. So, thank you shuffle, for your sense of humor.

Will I ever have children?
Song: Chinese Children
Artist: Devendra Banhart

"Now if I lived in Russia, I’d have some Chinese children
If I lived in Prussia, I’d have some Chinese children
Well if I lived in India, they’d still be Chinese children uh huh
And out my toes my little blue baby grows
And that’s another fact"

Apparently wherever I live I will someday definitely have children, perhaps even chinese children. No kidding, this song really came up for real. No escaping motherhood :(

Will I die happy?
Song: Squalor Victoria
Artist: The National

"I'm going down among the saints"

Maybe not happy, but I'll be canonized someday, which is nice.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Figures
Artist: The Whitest Boy Alive

"There comes a time for everyone
To sit down and assess what's there and what is not there
Eternally up in the air
And it seems that time has come for you"

Vague advice, but advice nonetheless. Thanks Erlend.

What is happiness?
Song: Un Dernier Verre (Pour La Route)
Artist: Beirut

"Come sit at the table
Under October's able skies
Once we'd seen eye to eye
I'd known that I'd pass you by, and I tried

The bells chime
Seven times
Completed at nine
The world moves slower, I find"

Happiness simply is Beirut, and I knew that already.

What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Communist Daughter
Artist: Neutral Milk Hotel

"The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops"

Sounds fetishy, but I wasn't aware that the Reds were a turn-on for me.

How will I be remembered?
Song: Haitian Love Songs
Artist: CocoRosie

"Your name remains
In children's lullabies
And your eyes forever in the sky"

Sounds good to me.


  • rocknscroll

    Coolness! I'm gonna have a go at this idea. It's my birthday, so what better time than now to consult the great oracle of music!!!

    31 jui. 2008, 17h55m
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