• Are you there God? It's me, Margourt.

    10 août 2011, 20h31m

    Today I cut one of my brother's kidneys out to sell though the black market. Right now he is resting in the ice bath I put him in. He is looking a bit purple but I think that is only subsequent the whole at-home-surgery-ordeal. Honestly, I don't think he will really notice the scar on his left side. I mean, it is sort of on his back, anyway. Just as long as he doesn't crane is neck to look at his back in the mirror, I think it will go undetected.
    Furthermore, I don't think he will remember anything at all if he so happens to stumble upon a 13 inch wound. I didn't have any quick-acting sedative so I used what was available: a pyaya pan. He was out cold for a long time, until just as I was sewing him up, he started to twitch; I thwacked him again.
    All in all, it was a successful day. I'm glad I went to the dollar store for all my equipment because after I ship the kidney, it will be nearly 100% profit.
    I think later tonight I will go over to my neighbour's place. I think I'll use the same methods as on my brother.