jeudi 19 Oct 2006, 15h21m
Comrades:
Haven't you toiled under the oppressive regime of the "Indy Rockers" long enough?
Tired of your guitar being played in a lackadaisical and aloof manner? Drums that sound like they're being played through a sock covering a tin can? Trios or quartets of attractive, thin men with stilted attempts at a lazy man's wardrobe?
Suffer no longer. This November, voters are kicking the Republicans out in favor of the Democrats, and this November, listeners everywhere are saying "enough!" and leading the charge as the Far Out rise up, and ENSLAVE THE INDY ROCKERS.
You can either participate in the birth pangs of this glorious new era, or you can be swept into the dustbin of history. If you choose the former course, then start getting PUMPED for NOVEMBER 11th, when the Missing Teens play again at the Underscore.
So raise your cell phones high! Put down your cocktails and give YOURSELVES a round of applause! Call all your friends and make sure they're safe from the new regime… a regime that is going to ROCK YOU!
More details coming soon.
Cheers,
Funky Nelson Rockefeller IV