Articles → One of These

..and I hope I do it correctly..
1.Where would you like to go on holidays?
Sail Away Sweet Sister
Anywhere as long as I sail?Dont have a sister though..
2.What are you thinking of right now?
Flames
Hm,that's strange..A pyromaniac,aren't you?
3.Who's your favourite TV character?
The Scourger
No, you got it wrong,there's no such character on TV
4.Are the Smurfs a communistic society?
Mind Like a Tree
Yes,if I ask this question,I suppose you're right..
5.Why am I writing this?
The Pharao Sails to Orion
I think I am a pharao and this will send me to Orion?If you say so
6.Why are you reading this?
The Quest For Tanelorn
No,it won't help you find Tanelorn.
7.What is the meaning of life?
All The Fools Sailed Away
So,if you are clever,you wont.Hope that helps.
8.Who created the universe?
The Ghost Woman and the Hunter
Now,how did that happen??
9.What do aliens look like?
Dark Venus Persephone
Well,I d like to meet them:)
10.What is outside the window?
Jesus Christ
Holy shit,I cant believe this!He really is there!
11.Who will be the love of my life?
The Last Winged Unicorn
Yo,thats just insulting.Shame on you.
12.What are the voices in my head?
Another Me "In Lack'ech"
Yes,probably.Wow,I m schizophreniac..
13.Who s responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs?
The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Real Puppet
I dont think boys existed back then.Let alone puppets.
14.Will I ever be rich and famous?
The Fly
Even a fly is more rich and famous than me?!Oh,dear.
15.How is this post going to be received?
Hide In The Rainbow
To avoid the flying vegetables I guess.