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Kelly, 25, Femme, Royaume-Uni
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  • carebearbubbles

    Hugs To You

    15 mars 2013 Répondre
  • krazyorange

    No I think that would be just fine and not at all upsetting. If there was an internet police I wouldn't even report you. Also, I have never been to Hong Kong, but now that you mention it, I think I'll put it on my list of places to travel. The added bonus there is that, according to you, all of my year 3 friends will be there. At first that might be awkward because I don't even remember their names really, except for one guy named Trent who became a footballer, but he was really dumb and was probably dropped on his head a lot as a kid. One time my mother made me bring cakes for everyone in class but instead I ate them while playing Nintendo and then got in trouble. That anecdote is brought to you by the fact that I forgot to purchase apples yesterday and now I am really hungry and tired because I use apples instead of coffee because coffee is unpleasant.

    24 mars 2012 Répondre
  • krazyorange

    Well now you're just getting graphic and I doubt my frail sensibility can handle that. Also I googled pink apples and it seems you're actually correct and I am mistaken. It's almost like that one time someone told me that golf was banned in England in 1457 because it was considered a distraction from the serious pursuit of archery, which seemed like an outright lie to me until I searched it on the interbutts and found out that it was actually true. Everything on the interbutts is a fact, and everyone ought to know that. Also in the US state of Mississippi there is legally no such thing as a female peeping tom. But that reminds me of the time I had a stalker in real life and that was no fun, so instead of discussing this further I think I'll go make a pointless gif and post it on the interbutts somewhere. A good day to you and your naughty language.

    24 mars 2012 Répondre
  • krazyorange

    Well I don't think there is such a thing as a pink apple. I'm pretty sure if you've recently consumed a pink apple that it was actually a red apple that was mouldy and now you have mould poisoning and should probably seek medical attention at your earliest convenience. Like that one time I went to a bagel shoppe and asked for eggs. They didn't really make eggs for breakfast but I convinced the barista to make them anyway. I think she probably didn't cook them at all and then I had to go to the hospital because of food poisoning. I tried to file a suit for attempted homicide but no one would listen to me. Anyway, you should probably not eat pink apples. Plus just saying pink apple makes me have impure thoughts which have nothing at all to do with apples.

    21 mars 2012 Répondre
  • krazyorange

    Tell me about it! I was once the primary commenter on the Windhoek Traffic Board's blog (848 comments!) before all my bookmarks were erased one time and I forgot about the site. Then some user named 'winephreak17' had like 918 comments by the time I remembered to log back on and I lost all interest in the site because my e-cred was spoiled. I couldn't even show my face around there anymore. Also, having a green apple provides as much energy as one cup of coffee, so you could try to have an apple handy for when there's no coffee. Like you could sew a little pocket on your handbag or something where you can keep apples, so then when you're tired you can just pull an apple out and then everything is fine.

    20 mars 2012 Répondre
  • krazyorange

    Naturally! They'll be just as proud of me then as the time I snowboarded down this really tall series of bushes out front of the apartment. They were those really annoying evergreens with the ugly "leaves," and it was covered with about two feet of fresh powder. I went down like a champion but someone must have thought it would be amusing to remove my poofy jacket I'd left at the bottom for cushioning because I landed smack on the pavement and cut my left ear. But it was okay since I went inside and made hot Ramen and everything was made better for everyone for all time.

    8 mars 2012 Répondre
  • krazyorange

    There really isn't a circumstance where socks and sandals isn't not appropriate. For example, I'm best man at a wedding in a few months and I fully intend to rock out with my black-and-white Adidas sandals and blaring-white socks because they'll contrast nicely with the preposterously-costly tuxedo I'm being forced to wear. But I'd also like to peruse whichever scientific report you gleaned that information from. I think it might be from the same journal which published the proven fact that when preparing Ramen noodles it's always best to crunch up the block of noodles in the package instead of eating it in the normal fashion.

    1 mars 2012 Répondre
  • krazyorange

    That would be a grand tale indeed! Sadly whenever I try to think about Katy Perry and then also clothes, the two don't really match up very well and I get a fairly heavy headache. It's more or less like the first time I saw the music video for 'Fireworks' and had the brilliant idea to consume a great deal of liquor and light things on fire with wooden matches. I figured that since she set her chest aflame, I could probably do something similar and nothing would happen except enormous quantities of awesome. In fact, that assumption was incorrect and I was forced to douse myself in the pool I've constructed on my neighbour's roof. The only thing I was wearing that night which wasn't completely burnt off were my socks. And my sandals, because I'm a terrific person and routinely wear socks with sandals. In public. While listening to 'Fireworks.'

    1 mars 2012 Répondre
  • AlexNewgas

    Oh don't you worry, it's no bother! Should be an easy sale as you said - and of course, I'm in a similar boat so maybe catch you for another gig sometime soon :) enjoy the play!

    29 fév. 2012 Répondre
  • krazyorange

    The quality of your music library is exceptional. Kind of like the first time you try on brand new socks, but more to do with ears than feet.

    29 fév. 2012 Répondre
  • AlexNewgas

    Oh don't worry, chances of the friend attending are highly unlikely now aha. But it's cool! Guess it's easier to just meet before the show and give you your ticket that way? :)

    28 fév. 2012 Répondre
  • AlexNewgas

    So, that ticket... it's now officially going spare again! Haha so it's yours if still interested :)

    27 fév. 2012 Répondre
  • AlexNewgas

    Hey, the ticket isn't exactly sold as of yet, but turns out I may have a friend who's able to make it after all hah - is all still up in the air at the minute mind. So I'll let you know in due course if it becomes free again!

    24 fév. 2012 Répondre
  • keepwishing

    kelly <3

    18 déc. 2011 Répondre
  • ThreeLeggedBoot

    YOUR SHOUTBOX IS BORING

    23 fév. 2010 Répondre
  • noosemagnet

    postin on yer wall.

    5 déc. 2009 Répondre
  • indeepoet

    You like great music. cheers.

    22 nov. 2009 Répondre
  • BoydMort

    Fiona Apple!! I love her voice, it's so soothing yet powerful. =]

    14 nov. 2009 Répondre
  • spacematador

    The man built his house by the beach because it was a "shore" thing! hahahaha. (end joke on stranger's page.)

    29 oct. 2009 Répondre
  • Code_x_

    I know for a fact that she's not. :aroused

    19 oct. 2009 Répondre
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