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  • harold1313

    20 jan. 2012, 3h35m

    As most of you know by now, harold1313 was recently killed in a skiing accident. That's right, he was skiing downhill at high speeds when one of his skis malfunctioned and he flew head first into a tree. The accident split his head open and his brains went flying into a bird's nest; however, Harold1313's life was not completely in vain because the mother bird fed his brains to her little baby birds.

    We'd like to have a moment of silence for harold1313, and remember that he wouldn't want you to grieve over him, and that his brains were nourishment for little baby birds.