Cakeybatts

i live in a forest with snow white and her seven dwarfs, i regually give them hair cuts because i do cheap rates and they cannot afford much. my favourite colours are india green, magenta, and crimson because i am individual. i have no friends because i have hair, look like a tree and jesus loves me. hippopotamuses often seek refuge in my secret lair that i share with batman, but i do not let them. i am secretly married to spiderman although robin thinks we are going out. darth vader is my father and james bond is my mother (shocked? i am too.) i am scared of everyone dying. i hate everything about me, and the only thing that keeps me going is my sarcasm. the sky is green and the grass is blue. i love you if you read this. bye.