vendredi 4 Avr 2008, 21h50m

I must be a sinner!
5 Apr 2008, 01:31
In the sixth century, Pope Gregory handed down a list of "seven cardinal vices." Now the Vatican has issued an additional seven "social sins."
You offend God not only by stealing, taking the Lord's name in vain or coveting your neighbor's wife, but also by wrecking the environment, carrying out morally debatable experiments that manipulate DNA or harm embryos," said Girotti, who is responsible for the body that oversees confessions.
The seven social sins are:

1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth control
—(GUILTY)

2. "Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research
—(Not Guilty…not a genecist…I help build the American War Machine!)

3. Drug abuse
—(Ridiculously Guilty)

4. Polluting the environment
—(Guilty…though I do make a huge effort at not)

5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
—(Not Guilty…I am an anarchist{misnomer}…so most people think my beliefs are socialist…all though in reality I am anti-social)

6. Excessive wealth
—(Definately Not Guilty!…I owe, I owe, so off to work I go)

7. Creating poverty
—(Not Guilty…can anyone say George Bush???)

The original deadly sins:

1. Pride
—(Guilty…I Love Myself…Personally!)

2. Envy
—(Guilty…I wanna be _______ …fill in the blank)

3. Gluttony
—(Guilty…Ohhhhh Yeahhhhh!!!!!)

4. Lust
—(Uhhhh! GUILTY! Aren't We All???)

5. Anger
—(Sometimes Last.fm pisses me off…but yeah Guilty… I am a MADman more often than not)

6. Greed
—(Not yet!!!)

7. Sloth
—(Guilty…it's called last.fm)