Mars Bars1. The Undertones - 
Mars Bars
"There's glucose (glucose!) for energy.
There's caramel (caramel!) for strength.
The chocolate's only there, to keep it the right length"
The Undertones paean to the chocolate bar that helps you to work, rest, and play. They manage to namecheck David Bowie, and wish tooth decay upon anyone who "still eats Twix". Quite possibly the greatest confectionery related song ever written.
2. The Jesus and Mary Chain - Some Candy Talking
"I want your candy. I want your candy.
I want your candy. I want your candy."
Well you can't have it. It's mine.
3. Mississippi John Hurt -Candy Man
"His stick candy don't melt away
It just gets better so the ladies say"
This candy man seems to market mainly towards the female demographic, much like Maltesers do.
4. The Hollies -Ye Olde Toffee Shoppe
I have to admit, this is just here because of the title. Well...and the bitchin' flute solo.
5. Tom Waits - Ice Cream Man
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Mars Bars"There's glucose (glucose!) for energy.
There's caramel (caramel!) for strength.
The chocolate's only there, to keep it the right length"
The Undertones paean to the chocolate bar that helps you to work, rest, and play. They manage to namecheck David Bowie, and wish tooth decay upon anyone who "still eats Twix". Quite possibly the greatest confectionery related song ever written.
2. The Jesus and Mary Chain - Some Candy Talking
"I want your candy. I want your candy.
I want your candy. I want your candy."
Well you can't have it. It's mine.
3. Mississippi John Hurt -
Candy Man"His stick candy don't melt away
It just gets better so the ladies say"
This candy man seems to market mainly towards the female demographic, much like Maltesers do.
4. The Hollies -
Ye Olde Toffee ShoppeI have to admit, this is just here because of the title. Well...and the bitchin' flute solo.
5. Tom Waits - Ice Cream Man
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