Derek and Clive

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  • Mampato

    I don't quite get why most people quote from Come & Again. It's by far the weakest.

    19 avr. 15h10m Répondre
  • biglads

    John Stitch, non-stop dancer (unemployed)

    21 fév. 10h26m Répondre
  • Sooperglitcher

    "I've never been born. I- I- I- I've never been here. & I've got cancer of that too."

    18 déc. 2012 Répondre
  • Mampato

    CLIVE: Mianne... She wanted some lip gloss, you know. [...] CLIVE: Anyway, point was, they gave her a cement mixer. She was distraught! So I told her she looked fine with it on. DEREK: Wait a minute, it's all coming back to me! Fred was laying down a patio in the back yard. He was working on it for four hours; he told me he'd been working for four hours. And there was... fucking lip gloss all over the back yard. CLIVE: Shit, obviously there's been that confusion. DEREK: They should fucking label things!

    6 déc. 2012 Répondre
  • Atomizer_

    he was a secret bogeyer.

    7 nov. 2012 Répondre
  • Sulisk

    Horse Racing so Mega

    24 oct. 2012 Répondre
  • lihei

    "My Mum came in my room and sucked my tiny knob...."

    27 mai 2012 Répondre
  • Howell1236

    GET OUT THE CAB!!!

    19 avr. 2012 Répondre
  • clawhammer16oz

    Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion, your fucking guidebook or whatever the fucking thing is don't half give me the horn.

    18 jan. 2012 Répondre
  • D_Robertson

    Anyway, I was wanking away and, frankly, I was going slightly berserk, you know. Clinging onto things, you know... jerking all round the room, pulling down all the furniture and fittings, grabbing hold of the carpet and being sick in the ashtrays...

    5 nov. 2011 Répondre
  • IanAR

    aka Derek & Clive and Peter Cook & Dudley Moore

    23 sept. 2011 Répondre
  • Mampato

    Forget it, mate! Forget it! Because that's the fucking end of the world!

    9 jui. 2011 Répondre
  • AICfreak95

    Her right tit fell off.

    16 juin 2011 Répondre
  • Mampato

    "I'd like to see every endagered species wiped out of the face of the fucking earth."

    19 avr. 2011 Répondre
  • aesideusi

    cunts

    4 avr. 2011 Répondre
  • Hepatitis_C

    @cptdeadface are you calling me a cunt, cunt?

    21 mars 2011 Répondre
  • cptdeadface

    Hello! What do mean hello?

    20 nov. 2009 Répondre
  • funkytechnician

    fucking genius!

    1 oct. 2009 Répondre
  • fazza_92

    you stupid cunts :P

    3 avr. 2009 Répondre
  • Jinkyjonk

    Well... you got to get a pretty big one to get it round the end of your nob, coz there cunts, you know like fucking pin heads, you tend to squash em.

    18 fév. 2009 Répondre
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