Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Song: Restless Sinner
Artist: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Comments: oh great. how fitting.
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Just Like Heaven (Cure cover)
Artist: Dinosaur Jr.
Comments: yesssss! i hope so.
What do my friends really think of me?
Artist: The Rapture
Comments: oh really? cool. that's really sweet guys i'm infatuated with you too.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: My Lighter and Strings
Comments: i guess thats a no.
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Lost Cause
Comments: oh haha fuck! that sucks for me huh? i swear i didn't cheat with this one. god this is better than a magic 8 ball!
What should I do with my life?
Song: Shake That Bush Again
Artist: The Mooney Suzuki