Okay, I am completely bored, so I decided to listen to some music. But I then noticed how many of the artists on my iPod have songs of the same title. So I decided to pit them against each other and see who comes out on top. I'm like the Michael Vick of music fights! (hashtag tastelessjoke)
There are only a few hundred words in any given language, and since musicians are the most unoriginal people on earth, they tend to give their songs the same titles. There are a few artists who are on here numerous times (
Oomph!, I'm looking at you), but really, whose/who's* to say which song is better than the other?
I am, bitch!
This is mostly going to be symphonic metal, EBM, industrial/industrial metal, a few 80s songs, etc because that's what I listen to. If you don't like that, then, and I mean this with all due respect, go fuck yourself. You have no taste.
And, yes, I realise on a few of these my descriptions completely contradict the winners. I don't care.
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