Procrastinators Unite!

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Créé le : 1 juin 2006
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If you are here at this very moment, instead of writing that term paper or completing that task you were assigned five days ago…you are one of us. Feel free to join.


Procrastinate...

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Procrastinators UNITE!:

For all those who put things off until the very last minute.





The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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  • kissesneverdie

    I'll join this group later.

    janvier 2012
  • aaziraphale

    i mean i should really be studying ....

    janvier 2012
  • HiJackXD

    I'll join this group later.

    octobre 2011
  • SeveralPeople

    here's a link

    septembre 2011
  • gorski_

    lol hey all, just found this by stumbleupon :D and tomorrow i have an term test lol

    août 2011
  • newbewb

    I found this when I was at work and should have been writing a website, am I doing it right?

    août 2011
  • jaxolotl

    Well... I'll join this group when I'm in the mood... but not now.

    juillet 2011
  • cynthiapowell

    -_-

    juillet 2011
  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on another Honors Biology project, and I got a 96 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    avril 2011
  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on an Honors Biology project, and I got a 100 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    mars 2011
  • thekillingspree

    I... Just can't be bothered with this right now.

    février 2011
  • ADnow-r

    uniting is tiring.

    janvier 2011
  • tideghost

    I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I'm not sure anymore.

    décembre 2010
  • SeveralPeople

    I'm procrastinating whether i want to join this group or not

    novembre 2010
  • kiwicio

    just quickly checking my email and my last.fm profile before start getting things done, i have big plans for today! OH SHI- 2 A.M.

    septembre 2010
  • soudruzka

    Wow...I can't believe it only took me 50 minutes of procrastination to join this group. I don't think I've ever been that impulsive before...

    septembre 2010
  • ElMariuolo

    I'll write here something with a sense... tomorrow...

    septembre 2010
  • VERSUSDIE

    .... see you next week :)

    août 2010
  • ElMariuolo

    I don't have passed the exam... I will study for the recovery...

    juin 2010
  • babybling10

    what!!??! The world is going to end if I dont pick up that trash...dont worry i'll pick it up later.

    juin 2010
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