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  • What costs £1.55 at DD Power Tools?

    Too tight

  • Why are you walking like a constipated turtle?

    Hair Metal

    "Or shall I perhaps know, That I was happy oft and oft before, Or must I be content with discontent..." - Edward Thomas, The Glory
    • Adthey a dit :...
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    • 17 nov. 2011, 17h45m
    Whats about the most tacky music genre ever?

    google it

  • What is Pavlov's dogs all about?

    Guinness

    "Or shall I perhaps know, That I was happy oft and oft before, Or must I be content with discontent..." - Edward Thomas, The Glory
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    • 24 nov. 2011, 16h35m
    What did Patrick last drink?

    Pete Best.

  • What are you going to name your new gold fish?

    Silver armor

    a friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile

    The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table
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    • 24 nov. 2011, 19h58m
    What is the least useful gear for a vampire warrior (apart from garlic chewing gum) ?

    An e-coli kabab

    The Ancient DisOrder of the Last FM Round Table
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    • 13 déc. 2011, 22h47m
    what really killed princess Diana?

    Three: one boy and two girls

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
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    • 14 déc. 2011, 0h09m
    How many kids were in your last night's dirty fantasy?

    Where Girls Learn to Piss on Command

    Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

    Think you got what it takes?
  • Kennoth needs a drink, where would he love to be right now?

    The Kink Panther

  • What is leighdobson's porn star name?

    I could totally do that.

    WRRILLEAHH!
    • JNHNDRK a dit :...
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    • 18 déc. 2011, 14h31m
    I need some help with undressing and cleaning my dementing grandmother, anyone who can give a hand?

    Satan was slain by the angels.

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
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    • 19 déc. 2011, 20h49m
    What is happening on TV?

    525,600

    • Kennoth a dit :...
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    • 20 déc. 2011, 14h42m
    What's the amount of virgins that will wait for me in Valhalla when I die?

    Chris Hansen.

    Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

    Think you got what it takes?
    • unbirthday a dit :...
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    • 20 déc. 2011, 15h27m
    Who answered the door instead?

    robot vagina

  • Where is the perfect place for me to expertly wield my mechanical dong?

    Impossibru!

    • Kennoth a dit :...
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    • 21 déc. 2011, 3h15m
    Name one intentional misspelling that's not amusing at all.

    Alarm clock.

    Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

    Think you got what it takes?
    • JNHNDRK a dit :...
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    • 21 déc. 2011, 17h55m
    name the by humans most hated device during mornings.

    Because Santa Claus does exist

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
  • Why did daddy rape the mailman?

    Godzirra!!

    • unbirthday a dit :...
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    • 27 déc. 2011, 20h38m
    who's number did I get at the club last night?

    cock sauce

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    • 28 déc. 2011, 1h19m
    please remember forum and site rules. thanks in advance.

  • What do you make with the leftover pieces of chicken after making spicy cock soup?

    33 miles

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    • 28 déc. 2011, 17h55m
    What's so bad about cock sauce?


    OT:
    How long did you have travel to meet Chris Hansen instead of the Jailbait?

    13 years

  • At what age does the saying "if there's grass on the field, play ball" usually come into effect.

    Mohammed.

  • Who should I try to play chess with?

    Green ketchup.

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