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  • Granted, but then you'd crush down like an airplane

    I wish I had a car

    We all fall down
    Like toy soldiers
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    • 21 jan. 2012, 23h23m
    Granted, now you have to pay huge money for insurance and gasoline.

    I wish I had a pretty girlfriend.

  • Granted. She's the prettiest girl ever. But now you're blind, so you'll never get to see her.

    I wish I had a box of cookies

    "Death To All But Metal" - Steel Panther
    "So fucking what!" "Who cares what you do?" - Anti-Nowhere League
    "The blind ones will always suffer in secrecy" - Dimmu Borgir
  • Granted, but your teeth would fall out from all the sugar.

    I wish I had more courage to change my image.

    We all fall down
    Like toy soldiers
  • XJ220RACER said:
    I wish I had a pretty girlfriend.

    If you already have a girlfriend, then WOW. Let's hope she doesn't see that :D
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    Granted, but you become one of those guys that takes topless pics in a mirror, and no one likes those guys.

    I wish I had an exotic animal as a pet.

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    • 26 jan. 2012, 1h49m
    Haha Leigh, I do not have a girlfriend at all, I know exactly what you mean though.

    Granted, it's a tamed lion who becomes your best friend, but then PETA comes by and says you're abusing it so they take it away.

    I wish my moped could fly.

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    • 26 jan. 2012, 4h10m
    Granted. You lose control of it and crash into an apartment building in NYC. They proclaim it as a terrorist attack, and your family posthumously renounces you.

    I wish I had a date at the upcoming Valentine's Day.

    Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

  • Granted But you're Ex at the same place, she gets mad and ruins it all.

    I wish i could change my college timings.

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  • granted, you can change them once but then realize you made a mistake and it went wrong

    i wish i found the earring i lost earlier

    a friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile

    The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table
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    • 1 fév. 2012, 19h10m
    Granted but you find it in the toilet.

    I wish I could just go sleep.

  • Granted but you are now physically unable to wake up.

    I wish I could manipulate space and time.

    On this page you see a little girl giggling at a hippopotamus. I wonder why?
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    • 2 fév. 2012, 4h33m
    Granted, but you throw off the course of history, and everyone blames you for everything.

    I wish I could just be done with high school already.

  • Granted, but then you are 'that guy' with a diploma & no job, still at home with ma & pa.


    i wish i could go to a show.

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    • 2 fév. 2012, 10h45m
    sorry , please skip me

    Wu Jiashu is a dog. Remember that.
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    • 2 fév. 2012, 19h19m
    granted, you now have backstage passes to a justin bieber show.

    i wish i was a people person.

  • Granted, you are now dead.

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    • 3 fév. 2012, 21h38m
    Granted, you now have no thoughts left.

    I wish I owned a whale.

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
  • granted but he will eat you

    i wish i wasn't so shy

    a friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile

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    • 3 fév. 2012, 22h15m
    Granted
    Now you are arrested for public nudity

    I wish my team was in the superbowl

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    • 4 fév. 2012, 6h45m
    Granted, but the power goes out in your town and you can't watch the game.

    I wish I wasn't such a weakling, physically.

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    • 5 fév. 2012, 19h05m
    granted. everything you now touch, breaks in your hand.

    I wish i knew something to wish for

    Edited by JNHNDRK on 14 Aug 2481, 18:32
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    • 5 fév. 2012, 21h15m
    granted. but you'll have others making wishes you may or may not agree with forever from this point on

    I wish I could sleep

  • Granted, but you share a bed with Fat Bastard.

    I wish that everyone would stop going on about London 2012 Olympics.

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    • 7 fév. 2012, 11h04m
    Granted but then there will be no 2012 Olympics

    I wish that it would stop being cold

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    • 11 fév. 2012, 13h55m
    Granted, there's a totally unexpected heatwave for 24 hours in the middle of February. Unfortunately it confuses the biological timing of all the crops and there is a massive food shortage later in the year...

    I wish all the silly attempts at internet censorship would stop (SOPA/PIPA/etc)

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