INTERIM CIRCUMSTANCES OF MODIFICATION

Membership applications are approved in batches of 5. No individual membership application will be declined. The pursuit of membership applications might be encouraged by existing members. Once applications of membership become pending applications of membership they may only be sometimes approved in batches of 5. The quantity of individual membership applications is and will remain proportional to the quantity of pending applications of membership. Artist connections may be suggested by members via the shoutbox. When the permitted quantity of artist connections becomes full to bursting, a user may delete connected artists with the intention to later replenish the list of connected artists with connections deemed more or less suitable. In this case, one deletion is equal to one addition. Applications of membership and pending applications of membership are approved in batches of 5 unless the number of individual membership applications is and remains proportional to the quantity of pending applications of membership under which circumstance, applications of membership may still only be sometimes approved in batches of 5. Approved applications of membership that are followed by good service to 'pataphysical endeavor may result in untimely departure from the group. Under circumstances whereupon members leave the group in batches of 5 then the member that illuminated them to the group may or may not choose to leave also and a bugle can be sounded. This potential disruption does not however affect any individual membership and should be referred to as; A molten commitment to bureaucratic resolution. Applications of membership that have not been submitted yet and pending applications of membership that have not been submitted yet are proportional to applications of membership and pending applications of membership that have been approved in batches of 5 unless the quantity of applications of membership that have not been submitted yet and pending applications of membership that have not been submitted yet is disproportionate. This potential disproportion does not however affect an individual membership application that is and remains proportional to the quantity of pending applications of membership and as such any applications of membership may still only be sometimes approved in batches of 5. Users intending to apply for membership of this group that will eventually not submit and users for whom pending applications of membership may or may not be affected by their mood at the time of application that has not been submitted yet are proportional to applications of membership and pending applications of membership that have been approved in batches of 5 unless the quantity of applications of membership that have not been submitted yet and pending applications of membership that have not been submitted yet is disproportionate. If users intending to apply for membership of this group that will eventually not submit and users for whom pending applications of membership may or may not be affected by their mood at the time of application are however potentially disproportionate to the quantity of applications of membership and pending applications of membership that have been approved in batches of 5, then an individual membership application that is and remains proportional to the quantity of pending applications of membership may or may not be declined and as such any applications of membership may still only be sometimes approved in batches of 5. However this may never occur and in any case * ******** remains the pundit and high arbiter of all matter.

If it occurs that a member illuminates a group of 5 new members but those 5 members are actually 1 ubiquitous member but each of those 5 members (that are 1 ubiquitous member) illuminates 5 non-ubiquitous, non-members and those non-ubiquitous, non-members are actually the non-ubiquitous member that illuminated the 5 new members that are actually the one ubiquitous member then a bugle may be sounded under the following circumstances; if a member illuminates a group of 5 new members, if those 5 members are actually 1 ubiquitous member, if each of those 5 members (that are 1 ubiquitous member) illuminates 5 non-ubiquitous, if non-members and non-ubiquitous non-members are actually the non-ubiquitous member that illuminated the 5 new members that are actually the one ubiquitous member. Should under any circumstances the INTERIM CIRCUMSTANCES OF MODIFICATION be damned by any of the above then there may or may not be or not be no place in 'pataphysics for rules.

there needs to be something in there about pirates. yours truly

[paste]Damn the INTERIM CIRCUMSTANCES OF MODIFICATION there is no place in 'pataphysics for silly rules![/paste]

Fuck them fuckin bugles. [paste]There is no place in 'pataphysics for silly bugles[/paste]

Fr0mN0where said:
[paste]Damn the INTERIM CIRCUMSTANCES OF MODIFICATION there is no place in 'pataphysics for silly rules![/paste]

You may read the last section of this earlier post; http://www.last.fm/group/%27pataphysics/forum/106396/_/475337/1#f7831251

me likes it silly

This is very useful mellow_boy and it got me to a pondering I thought perhaps

while ($bugles > 1) {
$rules = 1;
}
foreach($rule{'silly'}) {
modify($circumstances, $interim);
}
while ($i > $truth) {
$i--;
}
sub modify {
my ($circumstances, $interim) = @_;
die unless $^O =~ /plectrum/i;
}
Glob bless{pataphysics};

Unfortunately I get run time errors_ sigh