The Power of the Crystals : 7 Habits of Highly Destructive People

You’ve probably been hearing some buzz recently about « The Power of the Crystals, » but you’re wondering what exactly it is.

Wonder no longer.

« The Power of the Crystals, » AM&A’s first-ever foray into the theatre world, is equal parts self-help seminar, cultist ritual, and live rock show. We could not be more excited to turn the stage over to James Call and the Missing Teens, who are going to explain to you the cosmic Power of the Crystals, what the Crystals are, how to find and align them, and how to achieve success, success, success.

The Power of the Crystals: 7 Habits of Highly Destructive People
The Astoria Brewhouse (upstairs)
Friday October 22nd (9p), Saturday October 23rd (5p), and Sunday October 24th (2p).

This is your chance to learn what exactly is meant by « attaining Hawkman, » how to « be angry, be reactive, be attractive, » and how to balance sexy anger with pointless drudgery (to destroy the Earth, through good times). It is a strange, ominous, and yet, strangely appealing philosophy, and we want to expose it to you - through rock. Let EJ Cantu as Ted Tappert ask the hard questions, while Renee Cole and the dancing girls, and the directorial skills of Quin Gordon, massage your emotions during this strange journey.

Tickets are on sale now on our website: http://www.astoriamusicandarts.org/the-power-of-the-crystals.html.

You can also purchase tickets through the official Power of the Crystals website and learn more about this unholy union of rock and demagoguery: http://power-of-the-crystals.com/.

Seating for each night is limited, so reserve your ticket today.

Sincerely,
AMandA